Paul Bettany as Dustfinger. Inkheart (2008)
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
I can shamelessly admit that I did this in the shower and stepped out in a brighter mood than when I started it.
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
^^ We’d probably put them into a tank and make them create seashell bras and starfish flowers; they’ll probably sing too but they’ll wonder why they even thought we were beautiful.
is michael cera even a real person?
math is one letter away from meth and guess which one i’d rather do
it’s also one letter away from matt. guess which one i’d rather do
and remove the last two letters of meth and then you have something you should be doing
that was smooth as fuck